┘µ Can you write a little story about BREAKING NEWS on tv, re: a SPACE SHIP LANDING? You must include 6 of

these phrases.
Nope, this is not homework. Just wholesome ,creative fun on YA.

We interrupt “A Very Kevorkian Christmas” for the following breaking report, from ACTION IMPACT NEWS!

For hours, all the airwaves from here to London were filled with odd interstellar interference, not unlike radar signals. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were the first to decipher the signals, and gathered their friends and numerous officials from the Pentagon at a small parking lot outside a Walmart in Muncie, Indiana.

There, Psychic Sue banged on her tambourine and did what can only be described as an ancient fertility dance. Everyone else danced naked, save for bagels taped to their foreheads. Suddenly, the skies were ablaze with odd, glowing orbs.

The Pope stood on his balcony, squinting and telling Paris Hilton to do more pelvic thrusts. Queen Elizabeth was heard to say, “If it’s a Beatles reunion, I hope that bloody Yoko stays home this time.”

Moments later, the largest glowing orb landed on the pavement. A small child broke free from his mother and was immediately drenched in the intense radiation of what we can only presume was the Mother Ship. The hapless child was mutated into the 90s pop group, Hanson, whose career was going nowhere lately anyway.

This exclusive video footage shows the orb evaporating into a fine mist, revealing at least five dozen minute alien life forms inside. While most joined in the largely ridiculous yet oddly alluring fertility dance, one of the aliens was heard to mention U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon and Sunshine. Upon hearing this, Sunshine laughed and said, “You’ll never know just who you’ll meet through Yahoo! Answers.”

Another ship landed, and a robotic life form known as a Dalek emerged, bombarding the scene with pickles shot with machine-gun rapidity through a plunger-arm thingy. The aliens boarded their ship, taking Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Psychic Sue with them, presumably to create a new race of half alien, half human hybrids…not unlike the people you see in the Bay Area anyway.

Before ascending into the cold vastness of space, the Supreme Leader of the Alien Invasion force bellowed: “Toot toot tootsie goodbye”. The resultant propulsion of the alien ship from our planet ripped a titanic rift in the delicate fabric of space, causing gigantic upheavals across Earth, and rejuvenating sales of Hanson CDs. At least they were happy.

Alec the Dalek continues to unleash his megalomaniacal fury upon the hapless residents of Muncie, who are said to be walling themselves up in their own houses and playing old Kajagoogoo records at full volume, which is reportedly a deterrent for the robotic invader.

Whups! This just in from the White House: “Am I missing out on anything?” -- end quote.

Film at 11.

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